Fun for all the family. Created by Dr. Xenon Bloom and Rick Sanchez inside homeless Ruben, it's creativity and functionality will blow your mind. A must-visit, unforgettable experience! Subscribe for latest news and offers. Have fun and enjoy!
We are exited to introduce The Bone train along our Arterial Transit System, Regurgitating Transportation, and Skeletal Skyride, that can get you even faster to any part of the body. We renewed out food court as well to offer you the best in dining. Several rest places with tables and chairs were installed for your conveniece. And we improved the security, installing Sphincter Dam. We want you to have great time here and doing everything to improve!
Rick Sanchez's baby, finally completed and ready to go! Rick did not want to whitewash history, so the ride shows a realistic view of piracy. Combined with Ruben love to alcohol, it's an experience to never forget! Not for light-hearted, rated 21+
A haunted house built inside of Ruben's liver, which is damaged by strong alcoholism. It contains animatronic creatures, like a werewolf. Perfect place to get lost and never found (just kidding:).
It's a water based ride, located in Ruben's small intestine and features audio-animatronic children working a factory to simulate the workings of a small intestine. Easy ride to get to the colon.
It's a forest-theme attraction, located in Ruben's lungs. Created by Dr. Bloom for outdoor-lovers, you can either choose "happy" or "scary" path, featuring characters from famous fairy-tales. Try both! :)
Animatronic theatre, showing Ruben's life before the Park. We respect history, so we honour our host with an atraction. Besides, it's a good example for kids on how shitty their life might be.
Located in the Lower Abdomenland, filled with urine instead of water. The ride makes sick twists and falls, you wont be left unfrightened...or dry. It's the most thrilling water ride ever.
